Friday October 03, 2008 Submit a story for publication. Want to support Daily Rotten? Buy a membership at Pornopolis! Also: Visit the Rotten Store 34ZZZ or Bust Sun | Submitted by: Hellboy "A woman in Macedonia has had to have her breasts cut off after they swelled to the enormous cup size. Afrodita Kamberi, 24, persuaded doctors to remove her huge 33kg bosoms when they ballooned after she became pregnant causing her unbearable pain." Read article... Comments (899) Husband Orders Woman to Castrate Lover Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Slappy McBappy "After tricking his wife into introducing him to her lover, a Los Angeles County sheriff's deputy held the couple captive overnight at an Irvine apartment complex where he beat them, forced them to undress at knife point and ordered the woman to castrate her younger suitor, authorities alleged Wednesday." Read article... Comments (50) New Foreclosure Trend CNN | Submitted by: My dog loves to drink DATE RAPE! "Addie Polk, 90, of Akron, Ohio, became a symbol of the nation's home mortgage crisis when she was hospitalized after shooting herself at least twice in the upper body Wednesday afternoon... On Friday, Fannie Mae spokesman Brian Faith said the mortgage association had decided to halt action against Polk and sign the property outright to her." Read article... Comments (67) Boy, 7, Commences Australian Reptile Massacre Canoe | Submitted by: Fort McMurray Animal Killer "The boy jumped a security fence at the Alice Springs Reptile Center in central Australia early Wednesday, then went on a 30-minute killing spree, using a rock to slay three lizards, including the zoo's beloved, 20-year-old goanna, which he then fed to Terry, 3.3 metre, 200 kilogram saltwater crocodile, said zoo director Rex Neindorf." Read article... Comments (37) How Not To Dispose of Girlfriend's Body Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: paupar "Neighbors of a Houston man accused of killing his girlfriend and destroying her remains on a pair of barbecue pits testified Thursday that he said at the time that she left his apartment in the middle of the night and was not returning his calls... [A neighbor] said the smell then turned to something that was worse than the smell of singed hair or burning tires." Read article... Comments (47) What CHANGE Really Means in Florida Floridan | Submitted by: monkeyluv "According to parents and students in Greg Howard's seventh-grade social studies class, Howard on Friday, Sept. 26 asked the class a question regarding Obama’s call for change, and proceeded to write out what the letters C-H-A-N-G-E stood for.... She told me that he wrote on the board Can You Help A Nigger Get Elected, and then laughed about it, said Shelia Christian, a mother of one of Howard’s students." Read article... Comments (71) Thriving Burundi Albino Body Parts Market BBC | Submitted by: Matamoscos "Albinos in Burundi have been taking refuge after three of them were killed by gangs apparently seeking to sell body parts in neighbouring Tanzania. Four albinos were moved to a provincial centre on Thursday in Ruyigi, Burundi, where police were protecting them, the BBC's Prime Ndikumagenge reports." Read article... Comments (23) The Great Bukkake Heist XBiz | Submitted by: ferret "A bukkake shoot [Editor's note: Perhaps better choice of words could have been used] where the participants were to be paid in cash was reportedly robbed by an armed man Wednesday night. The production was at Van Nuys Studios in Van Nuys, Calif." Read article... Comments (23) Passengers Fear Airport Virtual Stripsearch News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous "Sure as heck, some customs officers will make snide remarks about young girls with breast implants and people with piercings in private locations. You betcha some will appear on Facebook or MySpace." Read article... Comments (30) Remember The Johnson City 40 Johnson City Press | Submitted by: coelacanth "One of the 40 men charged in a city park sex sting last year filed a federal lawsuit Tuesday against the city and Johnson City Police Chief John Lowry because he says the police department gave his arrest excessive publicity." Read article... Comments (11) Obama Making Inroads With Junkies Wilkes-Barre Times-Leader | Submitted by: FriendoftheEnd "One of three types of heroin allegedly sold by five people busted by authorities Wednesday night was called OBAMA with an imprint of the presidential candidate on packets, said Frank Noonan, regional director for the state Office of Attorney General's Bureau of Narcotics Investigation and Drug Control." Read article... Comments (16) Prison Mackerel: New Coin of the Realm Wall Street Journal | Submitted by: Bort "Mr. Bailey was serving a two-year tax-fraud sentence in connection with a chain of strip clubs he owned. Mr. Levine was serving a nine-year term for drug dealing. Mr. Levine says he used his macks to get his beard trimmed, his clothes pressed and his shoes shined by other prisoners. A haircut is two macks, he says, as an expected tip for inmates who work in the prison barber shop." Read article... Comments (20) Thursday October 02, 2008 Cop Who Ordered Nude Man Tasered, Suicides MSNBC | Submitted by: sirscrotum Followup from the story a few days ago, on the man who was tasered and fell to his death. The lieutenant who ordered the tazing was found dead of an "apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound." Read article... Comments (552) British Man Indicted For Obscene Blog Comment London Telegraph | Submitted by: WellBehavedPubes "Mr Walker is accused of posting a comment on a fantasy pornographic website which allegedly described the kidnap, mutilation, rape and murder of Girls Aloud [a pop group, apparently]... It was headlined "Girls (Scream) Aloud" and is said to have run to the equivalent of 12 pages." Read article... Comments (35) Targeted For Termination By "Sex Club" CNN | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Jacques is accused of persuading a 14-year-old girl... to help kidnap Brooke after telling her that Brooke had been 'designated for termination because she was causing significant problems for the juvenile's father, resulting in him becoming suicidal.'" Read article... Comments (26) Ask The Candidates! Winnipeg Sun | Submitted by: winnipeg is an old woman "More than 200 students gathered in the school's auditorium to hear candidates from the NDP, Liberal Party and the First Peoples National Party." Beginning with blaming all problems on the "wickedness of society", he later confirmed: "A young man asked me what I think of homosexual marriages and I said I think homosexuals should be executed," he said. "My whole reason for running is the Bible and the Bible couldn't be more clear on that point." Read article... Comments (124) Cooking With Balls Daily Mail | Submitted by: CrossleggedPubes "The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites," he said. "All testicles can be eaten -- except human, of course." Read article... Comments (36) Feces-Flinging Principal Reassigned Toronto Star | Submitted by: Bill Frist "A Toronto principal, who pleaded guilty to throwing feces at a child, has been reassigned to a west-end elementary school... In April 2007, Pantalone pleaded guilty to assaulting the boy -- not a student -- out of "total, total frustration" and was given an absolute discharge." Read article... Comments (23) Using Your Head As A Knife Block Daily Mail | Submitted by: ogress "The muggers responded by using a kitchen knife to stab one of the boys in the forehead, another twice in the back and a third in the shoulder... He survived because he was rushed to hospital with the knife still sticking out of his head and doctors managed to operate in time... X-rays released by police show how deep the knife penetrated, while still missing the boy's brain." Read article... Comments (14) Adorable Little Nazis WDIV-TV 4 Detroit | Submitted by: Boraxo "A Royal Oak man was sentenced to 96 months in prison after he took pictures of his twin toddlers in sexually abusive poses with Nazi flags and battle helmets... Jeffrey was arrested after he brought film to be developed to the Woodward Camera Store in Birmingham." Read article... Comments (28) The Artist Inside Dr. Death Boston Globe | Submitted by: furpo "The art is severe, and at times disturbing. So is the artist, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, who will be in Watertown on Sunday to unveil an exhibition of 16 of his paintings owned by the Armenian Library and Museum of America... Kevorkian is scheduled to follow his Watertown appearance with an open forum Monday at Harvard Law School, where he expects to discuss his current run for Congress, among other topics." Read article... Comments (18) Splatter, by Jimmy Cauty Aquarium Gallery | Submitted by: PepeLePube "The Cautys' new project employs hijacked popular cartoon characters and liberated animations, to violent, shocking and entertaining ends, all of which will be part of their own specialist cartoon art gift shop... The Cauty animated collection will be degraded, overlaid & looped, fractured, and repeated on multiple LCD screens, presenting the viewer with unrelenting acts of bloody, cartoon violence, which, in cartoon law, ultimately cannot cause fatal injury." Gallery owner, Steve Lowe, said: "It's amazing work, and from the reactions we've had to it so far, children have loved it." Read article... and This article... Comments (20) Wednesday October 01, 2008 The Rise and Fall of the Monster SF Weekly | Submitted by: jk "Nobody seemed to suspect this man might be a beloved San Franciscan gay porn icon with a 10-inch cock nicknamed Monster and a line of dildos created in its likeness... In June, a confidential police informant had reported that Brandon was selling crystal meth while motel surfing, or moving from place to place under aliases to avoid attention." Read article... Comments (199) Police Outrun By Inner Tube Seattle Times | Submitted by: Patrick "Monroe police are searching for a man who robbed an armored-car guard Tuesday morning then fled with the money -- down a nearby creek on an inner tube... Police say the robber also may have recruited a host of unwitting decoys through a Craigslist ad." Read article... Comments (26) 15 Dead In Porno Store Fire Mainichi Daily News | Submitted by: Brother Bru Bru "Fifteen people were killed and 10 others injured in a fire at a 'video-viewing establishment' here [in Osaka] in the early hours of Wednesday, police said... Police have applied for an arrest warrant for a male customer in his 40s, suspecting that he set fire to the individual room where he was staying. The name of the man was not immediately disclosed." Read article... Comments (30) Screwed By The Mob News Corporation | Submitted by: TonyPubeprano "Smith, of Warrnambool, believed he had been anally raped by fictional mob boss Tony Soprano from the US drama series The Sopranos. He had also heard voices telling him to harm himself and his brother, Smith's barrister Campbell Thomson told today's hearing..." Thus he "killed his friend by stabbing him 46 times, a court heard today." Read article... Comments (12) Preschooler's Liver Ripped in Half KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: Flossy666 "Investigators looking into the death of a 4-year-old girl said she was severely beaten and her liver was "almost ripped in half" when she was brought to the hospital... The girl's stepfather, 23-year-old Tristan Price, is facing first-degree murder charges. He had previously been suspected of biting the girl on her breasts, but no charges were ever filed in that case." Read article... Comments (44) Sarah Palin: Men and Dinosaurs Walked the Earth Together Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Bort "Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago -- about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct -- the teacher said." Read article... Comments (87) Al Qaeda Affiliate Claims Decapitations Independent Online | Submitted by: ballliquor "Eleven Mauritanian soldiers and one civilian who went missing following an ambush of a patrol in the country's north on September 14 were found decapitated at the weekend... Their capture had been claimed by al-Qaeda's branch in North Africa in a statement on a website purporting to be from the group, and Mauritanian authorities have attributed the attack to the organisation." Read article... Comments (10) Kung Fu Fatty vs DJ Saddam London Telegraph | Submitted by: KingofPubes "Six candidates in Brazil's local elections have "adopted" the name Barack Obama to help set themselves apart from hundreds of rivals... There are candidates named after animals (Cattle Ana, Elephant Without a Tail), vehicles (German in the Lorry, Jeep Johnny), kitchen utensils (Big Charlie Knives, Golden Fork), US presidents (Bill Clinton, Jorge Bushi) and infamous Middle-Eastern leaders (DJ Saddam, John Bin Laden, Chico Bin Laden, Luis Bin Laden). King of the Cuckolds, Kung Fu Fatty and The Second King of Prawns will also contest the polls." Read article... Comments (17) Africa Has a Bright Future: As An Ocean Scientific American | Submitted by: marisius "Formation of an ocean is a rare event, one few scientists have ever witnessed. Yet this geophysical nativity is unfolding today in one of the hottest and most inhospitable corners of the globe.... Africa is splitting apart at the seams -- literally. From the southern tip of the Red Sea southward through Eritrea, Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania and Mozambique, the continent is coming un­­stitched along a zone called the East African Rift." Read article... Comments (31) Tuesday September 30, 2008 Disorderly Cow Woman Peed on Porch WLWT 5 Cincinatti | Submitted by: Patrick "A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening. Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there." With one of the best mugshots in the history of the art. Read article... Comments (313) This Week in Flotsam & Jetsam: New Jersey Beach Meat KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "The largest piece that we found intact was 5 feet," said Bob Schoelkopf of the Marine Mammal Stranding Center. Chunks of some sort of massive marine creature were discovered washed up the day before, strewn across the sand." Read article... Comments (33) Chicago Tavern Boasts Nude Sarah Palin: A Study in Art Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: gingeroot "Bruce Elliott, whose wife owns the Old Town Ale House, painted this nude portrait of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. He said his daughter, who does a good impression of the Alaska governor, served as model... I've been following her religiously... I had never heard of her before, like everyone else. I find her bizarrely fascinating, even though I pretty much despise everything she stands for." Read article... Comments (54) Titted Florida Bandits Conduct Topless Muggings Treasure Coast Newspapers | Submitted by: Flossy666 "Once the woman stopped him, four thin blonde haired women wearing overalls with no shirts and no bras surrounded him and stole the $100 in his back pocket, Morales told deputies according to the report." Read article... Comments (20) Full Body Stigmata Baffles Doctors London Telegraph | Submitted by: Ascott "Twinkle Dwivedi [her real name], 13, has a strange disorder which means she loses blood through her skin without being cut or scratched. She has even undergone transfusions after pints of it seeped through her eyes, nose, hairline, neck and the soles of her feet. Sometimes her condition is so bad she wakes up with her entire body covered in dried blood." Read article... Comments (34) One Atom Thick, For Maximum Pleasure Space Mart | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "Using a lump of graphite, a piece of Scotch tape and a silicon wafer, Cornell researchers have created a balloonlike membrane that is just one atom thick -- but strong enough to contain gases under several atmospheres of pressure without popping." Read article... Comments (19) Welcome, Fellow Bubblenauts Live Science | Submitted by: The Grim Meeper "Earth may be trapped in an abnormal bubble of space-time that is particularly void of matter. Scientists say this condition could account for the apparent acceleration of the universe's expansion, for which dark energy currently is the leading explanation." Read article... Comments (19) Do the Sunshine Skyway Splat St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Ronbo "Over the last decade, the Times has interviewed two people who survived the jump. Both said they regretted the decision to jump just before they hit the water. The impact was so violent that it ripped off of their clothes. One survivor, whose bowels were ruptured and back broken, described the feeling as like crashing through a wooden deck. A nearby boater rescued her." Read article... Comments (13) Hot Naked Sects London Telegraph | Submitted by: Pubesofthe16thC "Naked celebrants abandoned plans to hold a second service after media coverage of their first mass, held in a nudist park during the summer, led to a flood of threatening phone calls and emails from more orthodox Christians... Because of the negative publicity and the lurid curses in the guest book we have been obliged to close the site temporarily, says the group's website." Read article... Comments (21) Swedish Twins Play Frogger on M6 Motorway Sun | Submitted by: azdollarbill "The girls seem to have a death wish as they walk along the central reservation before running amok on the motorway... They are both apprehended by motorway cops but struggle free then run back out into oncoming traffic... One girl is seriously injured after being hit by a lorry and the other is hit by a car - for the second time." With video. Read article... Comments (30) Olympic Games Try to Trademark Canadian National Anthem Globe and Mail | Submitted by: Flag Hag "Earlier this month, [Vancouver Organizing Committee] quietly applied to the Canadian Intellectual Property Office for trademark rights to the phrase "with glowing hearts," part of the well-known refrain in O Canada: "With glowing hearts we see thee rise, the true North strong and free." Read article... Comments (26) Monday September 29, 2008 No Gun's Too Good For My Son New York Daily News | Submitted by: PatsyStoneCheers "A woman admitted she helped her troubled, bullied 14-year-old son build a cache of weapons by buying him a rifle [with a laser scope] and gunpowder [which he used to build grenades], but investigators still don't know if she was aware her son was planning a deadly school attack." Read article... Comments (470) Hitmen Paid By Tit-man MSNBC | Submitted by: Crowgirl An 18-year-old hired hitmen to kill off his mother, so that the boy can use his inheritance to afford a silicone boob job for his girlfriend. Better assassins might have picked a better murder weapon than a "small wooden baseball bat". Read article... Comments (26) Bad Birds Face Terrorism Columbia Tribune | Submitted by: Glue Kill "It's like we're fighting a losing battle," said Carla Jerichow, who estimated she has 1,000 birds in her front yard and 1,000 more in her backyard... The city has ordered "bird bangers" -- loud explosives along with gun-like launchers -- from a Mississippi company specializing in the bird-terror industry. Read article... Comments (33) Keeping The Kids On Ice WBAL-TV Baltimore | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "The adoptive mother, 43-year-old Renee Bowman, told investigators the remains were those of two of her adopted daughters, authorities said. Bowman also told police that the bodies had been in the freezer since at least February, when she moved to Lusby from Rockville." Read article... Comments (22) Pirates Uncover Illicit Munitions, Then Die Johannesburg Times | Submitted by: mel is a sound of joy "Somali pirates suffered skin burns, lost hair and fell gravely ill 'within days' of boarding the MV Iran Deyanat. Some of them died... The vessel's declared cargo consists of 'minerals' and 'industrial products'. But officials involved in negotiations over the ship are convinced that it was sailing for Eritrea to deliver small arms and chemical weapons to Somalia's Islamist rebels." Read article... Comments (54) Itchy and Scratchy Sucky Fucky Sun | Submitted by: Sandy "Jobless Kevin and Wayne Dewick used toys based on hit US cartoon The Simpsons to lure innocent victims into their clutches... The pair were convicted of abusing 13 youngsters -- but police believe there may be dozens more who have never come forward." Read article... Comments (19) Wheels Of Gentrification Greased With Civet New York Daily News | Submitted by: lilmadguy "It wasn't until the city came to investigate the unbearable stench that the tenants at 64 Troutman St. in Brooklyn learned they were living with a bag of dead cats... The tenants say that after a company called Heskel 1 bought 64 Troutman St. last year, workers removed the stairs leading to the basement and vacant units were filled with trash, including the bag of dead cats." Read article... Comments (10) Ohio Mosque Attacked With Chemicals Dayton Daily News | Submitted by: thee laste cheffe "According to fire dispatch communications, a child reported seeing two men with a white can spraying something into a window... The 300 or so inside were celebrating the last 10 days of Ramadan with dinner and a prayer session, but the prayer session was interrupted so those suffering from tearing, coughing and shortness of breath could receive treatment." Read article... Comments (29) A Fire Deparment's Hazing Rituals Daily Mail | Submitted by: PubicPubes "I was mocked by members of the watch for my Afro-Caribbean accent and endured racist remarks, bullying and harassment, including being soaked with water, having eggs and tomatoes put in my boots and my helmet filled with urine." And his sleeping arrangements: "The bedsheets had not been changed and there was an excessive amount of pubic hair in the bed." Read article... Comments (25) Tax The Churches Washington Post | Submitted by: mel of green gables "Johnson and 32 other pastors across the country set out Sunday to break the rules, hoping to generate a legal battle that will prompt federal courts to throw out a 54-year-old ban on political endorsements by tax-exempt houses of worship... The campaign, organized by the Alliance Defense Fund, a socially conservative legal consortium based in Arizona, has gotten the attention of the Internal Revenue Service." Read article... Comments (31) Friday September 26, 2008 Radical Muslim Cleric's Daughter Is Hot Pole Dancer Daily Mail | Submitted by: Brother Bru Bru "As the daughter of firebrand cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed, Yasmin Fostok might be expected to share his fanatical beliefs. But the radical Muslim's daughter has ditched his extreme interpretation of Islam -- as well as most of her clothing. The busty blonde has been revealed as a topless, tattooed pole dancer." Read article... Comments (1133) Exploding Custard Disaster! London Telegraph | Submitted by: StickyPubes "he driver was unaware that his lorry, carrying 26 tonnes of Ambrosia custard and rice pudding to a local supermarket, was on fire and motorists were forced to flag him down. He eventually stopped on the A382 in Chagford, Devon, and fled the truck seconds before 60,000 cans began exploding "like thousands of gunshots." Read article... Comments (47) Father: Jail Best Place For My Adaptable Boy Stuff NZ | Submitted by: ZebraBob "But Samuells' father Sonny Samuells told the Waikato Times that his son's prison sentence was justified... "No parent is ever pleased when their child is incarcerated, but Jamie is young and adaptable," Mr Samuells said." Read article... Comments (25) Feces Flung in Illinois Courtroom Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: snatch "He was in the back prior to his appearance before the judge, and he was given some lunch and then used the bathroom and used one of the lunch baggies to store the excrement... [Later,] In that scuffle, he did throw the excrement toward the front of the courtroom," Mateck said. The judge was not injured, but unfortunately our deputies were... adversely affected." Read article... Comments (28) To Dye For Daily Mail | Submitted by: snatch "A young woman who was hating herself after a near-fatal reaction to hair dye took a fatal overdose, an inquest heard... Emma Rowlatt, 20, had been treated in intensive care and lost all her hair in the catastrophic reaction to the dye she bought from a local shop." Read article... Comments (29) Florida: Gas Giveaway Yields Chaos Treasure Coast Newspapers | Submitted by: anonymous "Willie Gary's heart -- and wallet -- might have been in the right place during a gas giveaway Wednesday, but it turned into gridlock, organized chaos and accidents that drew dozens of law enforcement officers to a gas station." Read article... Comments (19) Detroit Crime Lab Was Giant Roulette Wheel Detroit News | Submitted by: furpo "This is an atomic bomb... This is the prosecution themselves acknowledging a wide range of inconsistencies. I can't even begin to imagine how huge this is. When you think of how many people will try to appeal their convictions and the possible lawsuits -- it boggles the mind." Read article... Comments (35) New Orleans Plans Eugenics Via Bribery WDSU | Submitted by: Volt-air "State Rep. John LaBruzzo told New Orleans Citybusiness, in an article published this week, that the program he is thinking about would be voluntary. It would pay poor women $1,000 to have their fallopian tubes tied." Read article... Comments (48) Suburban Sex Dungeon in Lancashire London Telegraph | Submitted by: Flossy666 "Among fire hazards being looked into were claims of waxplay in which burning candles are dripped onto a client... The website, currently down for maintenance, described the premises as giving people the chance to dress up as adult babies and offers outdoor domination, schoolroom scenarios, and experiences in the woodland." Read article... Comments (18) What Would Pirates Do With 30 Tanks? BBC | Submitted by: Veggie "A Ukrainian ship seized by pirates off the coast of Somalia was carrying 33 tanks and other weapons, the Ukrainian defence minister has confirmed... Kenyan government spokesman Alfred Mutua confirmed that the tanks were going to Kenya." Read article... Comments (38) Passable Crossdresser? The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: DS "Meet Peter Abramczyk. The Connecticut man, 39, was arrested yesterday in an undercover prostitution sting that was prompted by a Craigslist ad reporting the availability of a passable crossdresser. Abramczyk, pictured in the below mug shot, was busted in his hotel room on a misdemeanor prostitution count after allegedly agreeing to "meet an undercover police officer to engage in a sex act for money." Read article... Comments (26) Hookers to get BJ’s in a mall Brooklyn Paper | Submitted by: anonymous Boring story about a franchise, poorly chosen headline. Read article... Comments (16) The Great Howitzer Deer Hunt Buckstix | Submitted by: GoldenParaShooter "Now, set up the Mountain Howitzer aimed down your favorite deer trail and adjust the Mt. Howitzer barrel elevation to 5 degrees using a gunners quadrant. This angle will give a clear shot from 100 yards out to about 250 yards and limit your down range fall-out of fire. Keep at least 30 feet clear "behind" the mountain howitzer for recoil." Read article... Comments (39) Daily Rotten Archives..